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    orlandobloomers:

    me: stop being racist please

    family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….


    inkyblacknight:

    i will never not reblog this post

    (Source: ninadobrevs)

    renfamous:

    British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

    American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

    officialunitedstates:

    Detective:  So how can I help you?

    Client:  Well, I can’t find my company’s trademark papers anywhere.  I thought they were in the safe, but now they’re gone.

    Client’s wife:  Oh honey, I put those in the refridgerator.

    Detective:  Sounds like a classic case of copyright inFRIDGEment.

    All:  [LAUGH]

    theprettylittleblogger:

    I just want to travel, become fluent in a bunch of languages, and find a lot of good new food. I want to experience things outside of my little box of possibilities.