me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
Detective: So how can I help you?
Client: Well, I can’t find my company’s trademark papers anywhere. I thought they were in the safe, but now they’re gone.
Client’s wife: Oh honey, I put those in the refridgerator.
Detective: Sounds like a classic case of copyright inFRIDGEment.
I just want to travel, become fluent in a bunch of languages, and find a lot of good new food. I want to experience things outside of my little box of possibilities.