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    gunz4hands:

    new school year

    did you mean:

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    College be like

    ntbx:

    Housing: $2,980
    Meal plan: $1,457
    Books: $1,429
    Enrollment: $983
    Air: $3,274
    Grass: $4,284
    Sidewalk: $5,284
    The sun: $3,381

    guy:

    one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

    (Source: guy)

    yoshio-yoshida:

    Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

    I hate distance. You meet the best people and they are always far away.
    Unknown (via perfect)

    (Source: longdistancerelationships1011)


    (Source: outofcontextarthur)

    playdated:

    BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING